Twenty-seven Facts

Here are a few things you may not know about me:

1. I am Russian,
2. even though I was born in Estonia. Go figure.
3. I am an only child (that’s what’s wrong with me).
4. When I was much younger, I could not take public transportation due to severe motion sickness.
5. I love roller-coasters,
6. but I am afraid of heights.
7. If I could, I would do away with mornings forever and have my days start sometime in leisurely mid-afternoon.
8. Caffeine makes me happy. Any day.
9. Too much caffeine makes me high, and I am not even kidding.
10. I will never own cats. Ever.
11. Surprisingly, I am really good at Scrabble.
12. Both of my mom’s grandfathers lived to be over 100.
13. People, US Weekly and other like publications make grocery shopping worthwhile.
14. I don’t like surprises, even though I say I do.
15. I was not allowed to have any eggs when I was little.
16. Instead, my pediatrician suggested a steady diet of crushed egg shells. One spoon-full a day. It’s very much like eating sand.
17. I have flown over the Atlantic 17 times.
18. I prefer fish to meat.
19. I don’t eat pork.
20. My earliest memory is of me sitting on my parents’ bed holding a blank sheet of paper pretending I am looking into a camera, delivering evening news. I was 4.
21. I am a beach girl.
22. I wouldn’t mind working for Angelina Jolie. Call me, Angie.
23. I don’t like driving. Not. One. Bit.
24. It took me a year to warm up to ice tea because serving tea cold is an insult in my culture.
25. I love to clean and do dishes as much as I love doing laundry. Seriously.
26. I am always up for organizing anything.
27. I am a perfectionist. Most days.