Cleared that one right up

A conversation I just had with my 3 year old:

Me: “Is brother making a poopie?”
Hudson: “No.”
Me: “Who’s got the toots then, you?”
Hudson: “No.”
Me: “Well, if Levi doesn’t have the toots and you don’t have the toots, who is it then?”
Hudson: “Mama!”

He probably thinks I have no brain cells left, whatsoever.